DEXTER! WOW BABIES!

DEXTER SEASON TWO ON DVD! I GOT MINE AT BEST BUY! I'M SO GONNA WATCH IT NOW!

Oh, and Wow Babies. By Alvida Doomhammer.

I will temporarily overlook the fact there is a suggestions forum (suggestion forum? where?) and put before you an idea I had whilst eating Clam Chowder in a salad bowl.

WoW Babies.

Upon visiting Goldshire Inn for any length of time (or the entire zone of The Crossroads, for Horde), you will be mailed a non-combat pet, delivered by the Gnome/Goblin Mechanical Stork Factory. And what is it? A clone of you, of course... in baby form. As the months go by, it will act as a tamagotchi pet. You will have to feed it, clean it, and play with it until it grows up and turns into...

a night elf hunter. Then you get to disown it, and realize all the times you had to afk in a group or raid to do something for it. All the times you put its needs before your own. The wasted time, effort, and money that you loaded into it, all for nothing.

Meanwhile, it goes to the forums to QQ about line of site, when what it is really sad about is the fact that it really loved you, dad. It really wanted to connect with you. And you turned it away. You turned it away. :(

I think its a good idea.