Thursday, May 24, 2007

Is this pathetic or appropriate?

This was posted on the Thorium Brotherhood forums to in response to someone, (illiterate, stupid, drunk, or a combination thereof), who was booted from the raiding guild 'Gravity'. I only know the guildleader from association with Brashere, who used to run the guild Obsidian Blades. Brashere is without a doubt a mean spirited son-of-a-bitch*, and Life Experience has told me that like attracts like. Emphasis mine.

"Well, obviously, I can't sit here and reply to everyone's posts. Yes, we knew that when we tried to build a hardcore raiding guild, that everyone was not going to make it in. Yes, we knew that was going to make us unpopular with some folks. Comes with the territory. Adriyel, I'm sorry you feel so used, but I had you removed from the guild. You are another person who's normally pretty cool to hang around with, and you're pretty funny... but your raid performance was not up to par at the time. In fact, when you were removed, I personally spoke to you and suggested that you try to reapply in 30 days if were so inclined. Members of Gravity cannot** die to cave in on gruul. Members of Gravity cannot pass the main tank on threat in an attempt to top the dps meters, but they are still required to pump out decent numbers. It's hard to make it in to a raiding guild, especially if you have no real raid experience prior to applying. The main disservice we did to you (Adriyel) is to let your application status drag on for so long. In my honest opinion you made great strides, and were on your way to becoming an excellent raid lock, but you just weren't quite there yet.

When I first started trying to raid on WoW, back in the day when Onyxia was end game content, I was lucky enough to get accepted as an applicant to a pretty renown raiding guild. I learned to raid in an established hardcore raiding guild, and learned what things work and what don't. When I came to TB, I saw that the majority of the guilds here were more relaxed, and that's great... but that's not what we're trying to do. We're trying to find a specific type of player that is only concerned with logging on to beat new content. The type of player who understands that for 4 hours a night 5 days a week, nothing else in game matters. Finding that on an rp server is difficult, and honestly, it's not inline with what the majority of people on this server want to do with their time... but it's how we operate.

Jonnz
Guild Leader of "

I really don't know what to say to that; I not only laughed outloud at the e-peen stroking, along with the Barry Bonds speaking in third-person that accompanied. I do know that this is a reason why I am uncomfortable doing end-game raiding again. (JOEL, PAY ATTENTION.) Anything that becomes akin to a job in our free time tends to lose the lustre in a short amount of time. That in itself pushed me away from mini-painting when I was painting for commission. (And I believe Seanbaby wrote a very eloquent post on making a hobby into a career that echoes the sentiment in end-game raiding.)

Is there nothing in a person's life that brings them that level of satisfaction?

I rode my bike today, in another beautiful California day with a slight breeze and the hot sun. I recall many days such as this being couched over my comp waiting for raid replacements, waiting for a raid to start, or farming for raid consumables.

Fuck that.

*I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire. Really. A very nasty individual.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

WoW

Got sucked back in.

I know how it happened too. Boredom. Got a few hours of downtime and re-upped. And my son and I played all weekend long, having a blast on a PvP server. He and I duo as a Warlock and a Mage, and then when he was dropped off I started a Hunter. And I loooooove the Hunter class. The ability to solo so much content makes me happier than a junebug. (Though I have no idea what a junebug is.) And the Blood Elf area is fantastic for leveling and getting geared with starting equipment.

Oh Em Gee. Teh humanity.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Fly your colors

Brother Salacious is done.

Pussy Liquor Part Deux



Favorite place to hang.



True Story.



Wet Pussy.



I lol'd.



Just say 'No'.



I rofl'd.



Hawt.



Smack that.



New avatar.



Truth.



Hawtness.



Bishes.



Purr.



Wimmen!



True story, redux.



Alexi Z hangs onto her cat while mini-painting.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

SKOOLZ OUT 4 SUMMA!

No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's dirty looks


SEVEN MORE CLASSES AND THEN I GRADUATE, BITCHES! WOOT!

Aight, let's do the obligatory partying followed by a slew of creative endevours. Stay tuned, Gaijin fanz. I'll see if I can come up with more shit to keep you entertained.

..i. >.< .i..

p.s. Post #69 this year. Represent, yo.

Thoughts?

What do you think?



Image is done. I have to finish highlighting the black on the inside, then highlight the remainder of the banner and do the icons and gew-gaws at the base.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

OMFG

This mother has been a bit of a fuckwad in the creation.

I go outside this morning after finishing the metallics and painting the base. I think to myself "It seems like it wants to rain soon" noticing how humid the air is. So what do I do? I SPRAY ANYWAY. Yah. So needless to say the gloss coat acquired a ton of moisture and looked like I hand dipped it into a jar of 'Ard Coat.

After a LOT of heat therapy* I was able to salvage it.



There's still some bits where he looks like he is dripping jizz though. Dunno what to do about that. If anyone asks, depending on their reaction I'll say it was deliberate or an accident. Cover all the bases, neh?

So I was able to catch up on some online voyerism today and caught the blog of the mini-painter Alexi Z. I hear she's a bit of a cunt in person, but who cares? You don't have to interact with the bitch to look at her miniatures. So having said that, go check out her gear. It is in Russian though, so use Babel Fish to translate. And guys will dig it too 'cuz she has a penchant for draping herself around in skin tight clothing while attempting to look sexy. It's good for a wank or two if you find her type attractive. (Maybe if she ate a meal or two lol!)

Go check her out. Good stuff in there. And Eka, if you take a look, that's the kind of colors and styles that chicks can create. Something to consider if you want to give mini-painting a go.

I need to compile a collection of pictures of female mini-painters who dress up in... odd ways.

Whoops! Found this. Kinda creepy and fanboyish in a nerd I-wanna-get-laid-but-I-can't sorta way. Brbrbrbrbr! Cast off the Evil Eye!

Aight, I'm outtie n00bishes. Homework and banner composition call.

*My lamp sitting 2 inches above the damn thing.

Pe-es: This is the 67th post, which means I made more posts than my largest year. ('04 for those taking notes.) Ding!

Monday, May 14, 2007

Cinderella 99



Basecoats of metals and shading done. Finish metals tomorrow. Maybe.

How come I can't find any Indian Porn?

Take her down to Crippletown

I'm in a horrible, pissed off mood. I know what it making me into this frezied, red-eyed state and it's not a hangover, anabolic steroids, or my exwife. I need to hit the gym to burn off this energy before I fall to the Sin of Wrath.

I think I'm painting too much pink. I don't care what some metrosexual poofter-wannabe says. Pink is NOT the new Black.

On second thought...

...I'll add some streaking to the horns for greater definition, scribble some werdz on the anti-purity seal, and paint the right shoulder icon.

Then metals.

P.S. Fanboys scare potential employers.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Spent

Aight, that's it for me tonight. I'll do metals tomorrow, banner to follow.

How tight you hold it

Difference 'tween purple and red.



Purple bitz, flesh, shoulder icon, and horns are done. I have to touch up some black before I can finish the tubing/black bitz. Then I have skulls, tassel, and finish off with metals.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Pretend it doesn't hurt

That shit still creeps me out, a day later.

brrrrrr!

Oh yah. Ass Stage:

Regroup

4 miniatures this week. I'm onna roll. I'm going to take today off and do the essentials like cleaning and homework. After I'm all done tonight I'll put basecoats and line the Standard Bearer.

Yup. He's next. The banner is the scary part, but I'm going to take the plunge.

Here's the idea:



Eldrad of Ulthwe is trapped in combat with a daemon for eternity, according to the Thirteenth Crusade storyline. So the banner will be an image of Eldrad being pawed and grabbed by hands spawning from a primordial ooze. To a devotee of Slaanesh, that may be heaven but to Eldrad that's like being on the Second Level of Hell, Gehenna.

Friday, May 11, 2007

CROM!

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you will remember if we were good men or bad, why we fought, or why we died. No, all that matters is that two stood against many, that's what's important. Valor pleases you, Crom, so grant me one request, grant me REVENGE! And if you do not listen, then the hell with you!

Best love story ever.

I aim to misbehave...

AW YEAH!



Non Metal Metalz biatch!

Break time

"I am going to smile
like nothing's wrong ,
talk like everything's
perfect, act like it's
all a dream , and
pretend it's not hurting me."


Saw that as an icon on a chick's forum. That totally creeps me out. >.>

Breakitty break break while I get sustenance:

C'mon, CMON

I put a bunch of pics up for the unwashed, illiterate heathens at CMON to sully with their filthy hands.

Oooh, the horror!

I wonder if I could be the dude who scores like, totally last on that.

/shrug

Why post on CMON? To show off the shwag. The scores mean dick. But I'm pretty proud of what I made and it's another avenue to show it off.

Gimme my cinema, biotches!

And I give you, Ass Stage:

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Eka



=)

HAHAHAHA I'm a dork

So I'm shaking the can to spray some gloss coat on the miniature I just finished, on a box on top of the fence railing. As I'm looking around, I see a neighbor walk by and we catch each other's eye. The cursory "Hai" and "Sup" ensued, then he focused on what was right in front of me. He then looked at me and the model again. Walked away like he saw a UFO.

I lol'd.

Oh, I looked this up too:

su·perb /sʊˈpɜrb, sə-/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[soo-purb, suh-] Pronunciation Key - –adjective
1. admirably fine or excellent; extremely good: a superb performance.
2. sumptuous; rich; grand: superb jewels.
3. of a proudly imposing appearance or kind; majestic: superb mountain vistas.

Tight. =D

B-kaw!

I chickened out. Going to paint something non-GW...

...in NMM. >.>

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Coherent

(sp?)

I digress.

Ever get to a point in your mini-painting that you are at the next step, but you are afraid to take it 'cuz you might fuck it up?

Yeah...

I think I'm going to do it anyway. Standard Bearer coming up.

I tried to sculpt but my split thumb is disagreeing with the mechanics. I'll hit sculpting next week if my Muze™ allows.

That's right. pwn'd joo!

Ooh, and this compliment at The Bolter and Chainsword scared the hell out of me:

Damn, nice works Raging. You have really captured the feel of slaanesh without going too far. You can tell you really put your heart and soul into creating your army. Painting is superb. ~ Lord Ragnarok

True story. o_O

...heart and soul? Ah, I was kidding about having the handbasket already picked out.

Promise. =P

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Comcast

Comcast says I'm not keyed for HBO or Showtime.

Nerf Comcast.

Pee Ess: I give you Celt.

Hooray, hooray, for the 8th of May!

Outdoor sexual intercourse day!

Celebrate good times, c'mon! Bow chikka bow wow!

Monday, May 07, 2007

Heat

Holy crap, it's hotter than Hell around here.

Perfect bike riding weather.

Sunday, May 06, 2007

Suite Sister Mary



'Nuff said.

Saturday, May 05, 2007

Movies

Saw "Hot Fuzz" and "Spiderman 3" this weekend. Needless to say, both RAWK'd. I would say Spiderman was a bit of an emo fest, but with the webslinging, shooting wads of jizz out of his palms at bad guys, leaping off buildings, and Venom in full glory, it was totally worth it. Though he should have stuck with Gwen instead of Mary Jane. (Then again, I know the bitch is going to divorce him later, so I'm jaded.)

"Hot Fuzz" though... Damn. Double damn. Holy crap. That was one of the best movies I've seen this year. Slow start, but they were setting up the foundation so I forgive them. I laughed so hard in the last 3/4's of it, it totally made up for it.

Both get the Raging Gaijin Seal of Approval: Kick Ass!

Pee fucking Ess: Don't bring your fucking infant to the fucking movie theatre. Inconsiderate twat.

Pussy Liquor

Love that Rob Zombie song based off of his movie "House of 1000 Corpses". Always makes me think of Slaanesh when I hear it.

Speaking of Slaanesh, some more freehand and metals done. I have the skull on the banner top, the gem on the waist-chain, and the Crozius to finish.



"I like to get fucked up too!"
"Yah, I'm sure you do."


Time for beer.

Freehand Icons



Finished the Chaplain icon. Since the Loyalist Chaplains utilize a skull emblem on their back banners, I utilized an old-school daemonette 'skull' that incorporates the Slaanesh symbol in the outline. You'll notice in the previous post I already added the Slaanesh symbol to the back of her flesh robes.

Just in case you are I'm continuing with the theme of the first command unit, with a Lord, Chaplain, Apothecary, Techmarine, Standard Bearer, and Master Sergeant/Champion. Prince Durne is the Lord, of course. Each will lead a unit of their own, or be able to join Prince Durne.

Now onto metallics.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Black as Sin

Okie dokie. Black is done. Now onto... Freehand. Then metals.

Gonna be a long weekend. Yup.

Kraftmark

Tim Mayer at Kraftmark posted a link to the site and this blog on his own musing page. That was a Kick Ass way to start the day!

Y'all are prolly like "WTF is Kraftmark, lolz 'n' stuff." Kraftmark is the place that I get my Grey Stuff aka Procreate, the next generation Green Stuff for sculptors and converters. I've worked with it and found it to be a lot easier to work with than Green Stuff, and mixed in different consistency I can make it harder for hard-edge modeling and filing/sanding. (Great for sharp edges.) Huge reason why I'm plowing through my Green Stuff so I can utilize the Procreate.

Joe Bob sez "Check it out".

P.S. My thumb still hurts. /crai

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Friendly Public Service Message

Remember kids, X-acto blades may be tame, but they are still wild animals.

ALWAYS cut away from yourself.

Cut my fucking thumb wide open using a new X-acto blade. No, I take it back, it was a fucking surgical blade found in one of those GW packets. I knew when I opened it up it seemed sharper than normal, and cutting into a plastic Space Marine leg it went through like butter. All the way through my fucking thumb. I think the bone stopped it. >.<

I can see the fatty pad of the thumb, it's that deep. Like those anatomy slices we had to memorize in school. "Oh look, epidermis, dermis, adipose tissue, fascia..." And I'm on so many weight lifting supplements that my blood is thinned and I've got blood all over the fucking place. Which wouldn't have been bad if it wasn't spurting out. Literally, spurting out. Of my thumb. WTF. I'd post pics but I'm worried one of the four people who read this site would faint and stop reading. The things I don't do for my readers.

I'll have a doctor put a couple stitches in after our case tomorrow if they need it. Luckily I had plenty of super glue. And Scooby Doo band-aids. I just wish they made them in adult sizes so I didn't have to put 3 of them on. I'd be better off with a maxi-pad the way this is bleeding.

FUCK!

Much better

That much pink makes Baby Jesus cry. But all is well in the world.

Tomorrow, I paint black!

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

She's so...

...pink.

Dunno about this yet.

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!

Redid my Greys so they have lips now:



Cheekbones and a mouth really lend them character. I'm quite proud of the feminine lips on the Alien Chica.

Sister, it's time for Confession



Basecoated and lined. I'll start on shading tonight.